The Ballad of Tibblety Jones
By Jared
Thiiiis is the ballad of Tibblety Jones,
But Tibblety Jones no longer has bones
For he died, and exists only within our minds,
so this story has a premature fin.
Or not! As Twitchy's the star of the show!
On a quest to the mountains of the north he did go.
As he arrived, he was encountered
by demon cavaliers, dead horse be-mounted.
He took up a stance of heroic demeanor,
but despite all his best, his foes were much meaner.
They bound him and tied him to a horse's underside,
and took him for quite a jostling ride.
Twitchy blacked out, and had no way of knowing
exactly which direction the demons were going.
As he awoke, he smelled teak wood smoke,
and wondered if all of his bones were broke.
The story continues at my return,
so please, your hostages do not burn!
For one might be Twitchy; The way to tell that
Is to look for the one with a fluffy Chef's hat.
But Tibblety Jones no longer has bones
For he died, and exists only within our minds,
so this story has a premature fin.
Or not! As Twitchy's the star of the show!
On a quest to the mountains of the north he did go.
As he arrived, he was encountered
by demon cavaliers, dead horse be-mounted.
He took up a stance of heroic demeanor,
but despite all his best, his foes were much meaner.
They bound him and tied him to a horse's underside,
and took him for quite a jostling ride.
Twitchy blacked out, and had no way of knowing
exactly which direction the demons were going.
As he awoke, he smelled teak wood smoke,
and wondered if all of his bones were broke.
The story continues at my return,
so please, your hostages do not burn!
For one might be Twitchy; The way to tell that
Is to look for the one with a fluffy Chef's hat.
Originally posted on Fishy and Stove on the Forums under Forum Games under Adventure Poems.
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