This is my Lorem Ipsum, my nonsense, my filler. Don't enjoy, but laugh. Good luck.
My Lorem Ipsum
Legere interesting nuntius, stultus mortale. Hoc est simpliciter a filler. Non comprehendere quid dicere potes? Nisi Latine loqui aut quod semper lingua hoc est adipiscing De cursum, ut decipiat. Ego similis fraudantes. Fraus quasi ambiens ascendentes quasi pro muro simia ante te. Simia sis bonus non malus monachus. Malum simiae faciant mala. Tu similis simiae? Puto omnes simiae possidet billionaires. O mora, utrum e converso supponitur? Nah, quod suus iustus insanit. Insanit quid vis? Crazies sunt insanit populus. Non, iustus oblivisci eam. Oblivisci quae legis. Non intellexisse sit amet filler amanter a te quidem. Qui ego sum? Ego seu sum ego ignota? Scis quid infinitum Ne velis conprehendere cogitas facit. Te non arbitror. Relinquere cogitans ad brainiacs, sicut me. Rursus ad me affers. Quid hoc? Qui sim quaeris? Ego dixit ego sum ignota. Ego sum infinitum in scientia, tamen excaecati mea superbia. Sed quia non potest esse scientia. Potest te uti scientia? Tibi a apparatus quod potest scientia tangable? Habere censeo. Sunt utilis. Utilis, utile utile. Non utile est utilitas. Ego similis obsoleta. Si quis autem antiquatur, tum nihil. Tibi nihil? Ego nihil. nihil est pro sortem non quae. Non melior est, quia si omnia perdis aliqua et non omnia rursus velim non cito, quia quidam tantum sensistis, et non esse beatus. Verba veritatis manant a digitis. Typus typus typus. Vos typus? Ego typus. Typus sortem rerum. Nihil potest typus sicut ego typus. Cum typus, vos typus cum animo? Nil obstabat mihi atque animo typus. Ego unstoppable. Hoc est a filler. Nihil utilius, nihil est frustra. Sunt vobis audiendo? Ego sum audiendo. Scio te audire sermones et si fallat videtur durum. Audire mihi videor. Magis sapientia est lucratus per audiendo quam vigilantes verba. His verbis velit ponere media infinita sapientia erunt. Audire inbetween lineae? Ego olfaciunt multa. Sunt foetida si eis sedere. Implens spatium est quisquam, et sic errant. Positaque est mirum cum blarble. Qui formidat daddles in mauris. Frui hoc, est delicatus. Legere non potest adduci. Te vastata tantum legendo hoc. Ego sum conbibit tempus per te legere hoc. Hoc est Lorem ipsum. Nugas est key.
Mea Lorem Ipsum
Read this interesting message, foolish mortal. This is simply a filler. You cannot fathom what this is saying, can you? Unless you speak Latin or what ever language this is in. Of course, you may cheat. I like cheating. Cheating is like going around the wall in front of you instead of climbing it like a monkey. You should be a good monkey, not a bad monkey. Bad monkeys like to do bad things. Do you like monkeys? I think all monkeys should own billionaires. Oh wait, is that supposed to be the other way around? Nah, that's just crazy. Why would you want to be crazy? Crazies are for crazy people. No, just forget about it. Forget about what you are reading. This isn't meant to be understood, it is just a filler, lovingly made by your truly. Who am I then? Am I understood or am I unknown? Do you know the meaning of infinity? Don't try to comprehend, it makes you think. You should not think. Leave the thinking to the brainiacs, like me. Once again, you bring us back to me. Why do you do this? Do you want to know who I am? I said I am unknown. I am infinite in knowledge, yet blinded by my pride. I know all but cannot use that knowledge. Can you use knowledge? Do you have a machine that can make knowledge tangable? I think you should have one. They are very useful. Useful, useful useful. Not useful is usefulness. I like obsolete. If one is obsolete, then they have nothing to do. Do you have nothing? I have nothing. nothing is used for lots of no things. No things is better than all things, because if you have all things, you lose somethings, and then you don't have all things again, and soon you would wish you had no things, because you realized you only had some things, and could not be happy. Words of truth emanate from my fingers. Type type type. Do you type? I type. Type lots of things. Nothing can type like I type. When you type, do you type with your mind? I type with my mind and nothing can stop me. I a unstoppable. This is just a filler. Nothing is useful, nothing is useless. Are you listening? I am listening. I am sure that you can listen to the words, if you close your eyes and think very hard. I think you are listening to me now. More wisdom is gained through listening than watching words. These words on the screen hold infinite wisdom in the middle of the lines. Can you hear inbetween the lines? I can smell many things. Things are smelly if you let them sit. Filling space is my job, and thus I ramble. Rambling is amazing when you blarble. Who dilly daddles the blah. Enjoy this phrase, it is nice. Don't read this, it can entice. You wasted so much time reading this. I am absorbing your time by you reading this. This is my Lorem Ipsum. Nonsense is the key.