Please note that this essay was never made to be used as a school assignment. Also, the opinions and facts displayed here are EXTREMELY biased and false, mostly.
Climbing Trees
Oh, what a wonderful morning it was. I was out enjoying my day. Then, I saw it. The biggest tree that I have ever seen. So, like all boys, I climbed it. There were three trunks, the largest bigger than my arms could stretch. Trees should be climbed because it is a great exercise, they loved to be climbed, and without climbing, boys wouldn't be boys.
First, trees should be climbed because it exercises people. The feat of climbing itself makes the body exert large amount of energy and strength. However, that can be done with a rockwall. Climbing a tree, however, is more than just climbing. It makes the body think about its actions, the branches are swung on, and it surrounds the kid in nature. This is about 200% more physically exhausting and more still fun and exciting than climbing a rockwall.
Second, trees loved to be climbed. It is a scientific fact. Trees get pleasure in being used in a fun, productive way. Trees, at the end of the day, talk amongst themselves, discussing the climbs of the day. Also, climbing a tree not only exercises yourself, but also the tree! The tree holds its branches up as the person climbs it, thus exercising the tree and making it stronger.
Third and finally, if climbing trees was banned, boys would cease to be boys. I do not mean physically, I mean mentally. Climbing trees has been a way for boys to express themselves since the dawn of time. Girls also climb trees, but not in the same way as boys. Climbing trees is how the boys express their individuality from the norm of society! Without tree climbing, boys would no longer have than freedom, and thus become bland and non-rowdy, which would ruin society as we know it.
In conclusion, tree climbing should be allowed because it is an activity that is fun and physically-trying, trees loved to be climbed, and without tree climbing, boys would no longer be boys. So, why don't you go out there and sign a petition to stop the banning of climbing trees or encourage boys to climb some trees.
First, trees should be climbed because it exercises people. The feat of climbing itself makes the body exert large amount of energy and strength. However, that can be done with a rockwall. Climbing a tree, however, is more than just climbing. It makes the body think about its actions, the branches are swung on, and it surrounds the kid in nature. This is about 200% more physically exhausting and more still fun and exciting than climbing a rockwall.
Second, trees loved to be climbed. It is a scientific fact. Trees get pleasure in being used in a fun, productive way. Trees, at the end of the day, talk amongst themselves, discussing the climbs of the day. Also, climbing a tree not only exercises yourself, but also the tree! The tree holds its branches up as the person climbs it, thus exercising the tree and making it stronger.
Third and finally, if climbing trees was banned, boys would cease to be boys. I do not mean physically, I mean mentally. Climbing trees has been a way for boys to express themselves since the dawn of time. Girls also climb trees, but not in the same way as boys. Climbing trees is how the boys express their individuality from the norm of society! Without tree climbing, boys would no longer have than freedom, and thus become bland and non-rowdy, which would ruin society as we know it.
In conclusion, tree climbing should be allowed because it is an activity that is fun and physically-trying, trees loved to be climbed, and without tree climbing, boys would no longer be boys. So, why don't you go out there and sign a petition to stop the banning of climbing trees or encourage boys to climb some trees.
6/28/12